A day that will live in snap-tastic infamy.

And why?
Because tomorrow... IS A WIND DAY

OH SNAP

this is your friendly neighborhood here to announce the coming of a OMGNOSCHOOLTOMORROW phenomenon. The Wind Day.

For further explanation, I will turn to one of my Hallway of w00t and WTF confederates.

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Good evening. This is , reporting live from The Hallway. I am a tad late, but the bus wasn't on time and my shoe got caught in an escalator on the way to the moon.

So exactly what is a Wind Day you ask? Well I can answer that, but instead I'll tell you why there exists this unprecedented event in the state of anywhere.

As reported by the Weather Peoples, there is to be 60 mile per hour winds and heavy storming which has the potential to blow off roofs, knock down electricity poles, damage windows, and send shards of everything flying into people. As a result, the state freaked out and cancelled all, state-funded schools. The decision to cancel private schools is left to themselves.

So now we turn back to your original question. What is a Wind Day?

This has been a live report brought to you by the letter K. Stay tuned and maybe we'll answer your question. MAYBE.